You know how it is. There are two sides to every story. Each one is just as valid as the other no matter how empty, stupid or insane one might be. Michele Bachmann I’m looking at you. But I guess we have the 70s to blame for that. “Everyone gets a trophy!” – “Everyone’s opinion is as valid as everyone else’s and should get equal time.” Which explains a lot. I prefer the more nuanced “opinions are like assholes” oeuvre myself.

OK, this comic isn’t gonna be funny much longer if I don’t shut up…